In the Movies Ep. 19: #50ShadesofDrunk

I think the drinking game speaks for itself. Do not attempt to watch this movie sober. Happy Belated Valentine's Day!

Drink Every Time...

Anastasia bites her lips.

Someone says “Laters, baby.”

Christian says, “That’s not what I do” or “I don’t make love” or “I don’t do romance” or any variation thereof

Christian is wearing tight jeans without a shirt, while Anastasia is fully naked

Anastasia’s eyes are covered by a hand, mask or improvised blindfold

Cunnilingus is implied but not explicitly performed

Female orgasm is implied but not explicitly denoted

You find yourself depressingly unaroused during an S&M sex scene.

A spank is administered

There's a weird closeup of hands

Christian appears out of thin air

Christian could be confused for a serial killer

Christian says a line that’s meant to be serious or sexy but actually just makes you burst out laughing

You see pubic hair

Ana and Christian refer to each other “Mr. Grey” and “Ms. Steele”

Christian tells her to eat, etc.

We added...

Ana speaks above a whisper 

It reminds you of Twilight

For every movie...

An obvious cliché/overdone trope/lazy storytelling

(ie. She trips to show she's a mess, emotional moment in the rain)

You can predict what they're about to say

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